Truly Naija!

You need to understand Nigeria’s self made language, the bastardised English language (pidgin) to understand these jokes. It is truly Naija, check this out…..

Some Nigerians can be very funny. I saw these abbreviations somewhere and it caught my attention.

Look at them …….

*NAIRA* – Never Allow Igbos Rule Again

*PHCN* – Problem Has Changed Name

*HAUSA* – House Animals Using Seat of Authority

*APC* – Association of Past Criminals

*NYSC* – Now Your Struggles Continue

*PDP* – People Deceiving People.

*MTN* – Maintain Total Nonsense

*ABACHA* – After Babangida Another Criminal Has Arrived

*NEPA* – Never Expect Power Again

*BUHARI* – Brought Unnecessary Hardship Among Reasonable Individuals.

NIGERIA IS SECOND TO NONE.

Na only for Naija e de happen o…..

*Na only for Naija you go see fish inside “MEAT PIE”..

*Na only for Naija we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM machines.

*Na only for Naija

PHCN dey say:-Win a brand new GENERATOR

if you pay your NEPA bill…

*Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic light make e quick change from Red to Green…

*Na only for Naija

Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff and beer.

Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am anywhere in d world…

*Na only for naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once while his mother dey sell groundnut for Junction.

*Na only for Naija, you go see mad man dey

control traffic, people wey get sense dey obey.

*Na only for Naija, you go see native doctor dey use laptop connected with MTN modem. Maybe they are now consulting the spirits online..

*Na only for naija u go see a man selling a book from street to street that says HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT STRESS. I wonder why him no read d book.

I salute Nigerians….

Naija no dey carry last..

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