A look into Warri bible

Warri is a city in Delta state, in the Niger delta are of Nigeria. They have a special language of communication. You have to understand this special way of communication before you can understand this joke

Sample version:

*ENG:-* As it is written in the Bible.

*WARRI:-* As them yan for Bible.

*ENG:-* Jesus entered the boat with his disciples.

*WARRI:-* Bros J cum enta canoe wit him padi dem.

*ENG:-* As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm.

*WARRI:-* As the canoe dey move, na im yawa cum gas.

*ENG:-* The storm was so great dat it was like a

whirlwind.

*WARRI:-* As the yawa dey gas na im kasala burst join.

*ENG:-* The disciples became so afraid that they shouted _Master! Master!!_

*WARRI:-* Na im liver fail him padi dem, na im dey begin dey hala… Bros eh! Bros eh!!

*ENG:-* Jesus got up and calmed down the wind.

*WARRI:-* Na so Bros J get up com arrange the mata.

*ENG:-* he turned to his disciples and said, oh ye with little faith

*WARRI:-* Na im Bros J com look him padi dem shake him head, com provoke say… _“O BOI UNA FALL MY HAND”_

*ENG:-* The disciples replied and said  _WHAT MANNER OF MAN IS THIS?_

*WARRI:-* him padi dem com hala ​“SHOOO…Bros J, which levels naa? U be winsh?” …

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